UpTights was a bundle of energy at chambers tea yesterday. “I had the most terrible experience on my way to court,” she said.
“What? Your witch’s broomstick came unstuck?” said OldSmoothie.
“I was dashing for the start of a trial over the road when a seagull landed one on me from a great height. Not just any small little offering either. This was an almighty effort which smeared right down the front of my jacket and blouse.”
“So what …